Terms

Last changed: October 28, 2026.

I Want a Millionaire to Buy Me This is a free joke website run by JTS. By using it you agree to these terms.

It's a joke, and it's free

Anyone can post a wish and anyone can browse. Nobody is promised anything: most wishes will not be bought. We don't check who anyone is, whether they're rich, or whether what they say is true.

We never handle money

We never take payments, hold money or pay anyone. "Buy it for them" sends you to Amazon, which handles the purchase and delivery under its own terms. Never send money, gift cards, crypto or "fees" to anyone you meet through this site. A real millionaire will never ask you to pay anything first.

18 and over

You must be 18 or older to post a wish or send a note.

What you may not post or send

• Anything sexual, hateful, threatening or harassing.
• Anything illegal, or wishes for illegal things.
• Someone else's private information, or your own contact details in public text (that's what "Message them" is for).
• Scams, spam, ads, or requests for money.
• Pictures you don't have the right to use.

We may hide or delete anything, and stop anyone from posting, at any time, for any reason.

What's yours

You keep what you post. By posting it you let us show it on the site and in links people share.

No promises

The site is offered as it is, with no warranty. To the fullest extent the law allows, JTS isn't liable for anything that happens between people who meet through it, including any purchase, gift or message. These terms are governed by the laws of Alabama.

Questions

Use the Report button on any wish. Every report is read.